One of my favorite places to see the future is to follow stories from the Onion.  The more assnine, the more likely someone is to actually make the story come true.  So, we're going to start EOTD's first ever Newswatch, where we take a joke, and wait for it to become reality.

Prediction: Six months from now, an education special interest group will be hitting the news circuit with breakthrough study that shows that low grades are caused by students not caring and at the same time asking for money to research the problem.